"cool, i'm going to check this out"

"cool, i'm going to check this out"

"yeah, phoebe, you can come with"

"yeah, phoebe, you can come with"

"we're like jungle cats!"

"we're like jungle cats!"

"haha, loser.  i'm the better animal."

"haha, loser. i'm the better animal."

"@$%&*!!!"

"@$%&*!!!"

"errr, you rocked it when you fell off."

"errr, you rocked it when you fell off."

without warning, today’s dog walk turned ugly.
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you're not fooling anyone.

i don’t care that you’re driving one; waiting at the light on a “no turn on red” when nobody’s around is anything but “intrepid.”
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chatty

  • victoria: whats it like to be dead.. to me?
  • victoria: i consulted my other nerd friend when you failed to respond.
  • victoria: dont EVER come to me, asking questions about soccer, tina turner, or being awesome in general... ever.
  • victoria: ok, come on, im just jiving. dont get your pantied in a wad. unwad them.
  • victoria: *pantied
  • victoria: shit ha
  • victoria: **panties
  • victoria: ok, now im just entertaining myself.
  • victoria: and talking to myself.
  • victoria: i got to get out of here (meaning, this little gchat window)

How to Start and Drive a Model T - Neatorama

i’d seen a model t driven on top gear, and it looked equally complicated/unintuitive.

damn you, camping, for getting me hooked on s’mores. now i have to make them at home (though clearly not very well).
damn you, camping, for getting me hooked on s’mores. now i have to make them at home (though clearly not very well).
“if we make a stop at the gas station, i’m gonna make a quick trip to icee town. about a 20oz trip.”
— sean
we hired sean to be our sherpa for camping this weekend.
we hired sean to be our sherpa for camping this weekend.

christmas in june!

strange brew is on tv!!!!!
“I have a bunch of pint glasses that I’m looking to get rid of. They are free and aren’t chipped or scratched or anything. However, they were all peed in as part of a ‘scientific experiment.’ They have since been cleaned. Let me know if you want them.”
— boston.craigslist.org.  miss those mit kids.